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Book Description: My Dog Ate My Homework is the first collection of Bruce Lansky s own poetry. This book helped make Lansky s reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named I or me who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers they think Lansky is writing about them. In this book, Lansky introduces us to: a too friendly dog who should be using Scope a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework a kid who thinks his cat isn t smart because it won t come when called and won t shake, beg or fetch a young Romeo who climbed up the door and opened the stairs after his first kiss a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired two siblings would like their parents to know about each other Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking. This book also includes several, charming fill in the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year s resolutions you can use in a pinch. Because Lansky s poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious and don t be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.

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